First of all, I would like to state that I don’t have OCD. Honestly, I have checked three or four hundred times and I definitely don’t have it. On the contrary, I would like to think that I am a fairly laid back sort of guy.
I have been known to swim straight after eating and one time I let my sister off when her foot crossed the line when I took her bowling for her 9th birthday (yes that’s right, I just let her off).
There is, however, something that I just cannot ignore and it’s like that itch on your back, which every time you try to scratch it just gets, well… itchier! I am of course talking about buttons, or to be more precise, suit button etiquette.
As with all things, there are rules in place and although I know some rules can be broken, when this particular rule is not followed, it irritates me more than when I finished the entire series of Lost.
It is, of course, one of the oldest rules of formal dressing, which dictates that the bottom button of your suit jacket, blazer or waistcoat should always be left undone. ‘Why?’ I hear you ask in anticipation, are we supposed to discard the functionality of the bottom button, like the unwanted runt of a litter?
Well, the origins of this rule do vary but personally, I like the theory that King Edward VII, who gorged himself like every good king should, became so overweight that he could not fasten his lower button. So, the rest of his court literally followed suit (excuse the pun) and in turn, a fashion was born.
One button suits are naturally the easiest to remember. The button should always be fastened when standing and then unbuttoned when sitting. This will save your jacket from rising up or folding in a slouchy fashion when you sit down and also prevent unnecessary tension on the jacket button or seam.